Marty Tanenger Tales http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com Fri, 25 Jun 2010 06:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Into the Light http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/25/into-the-light/ http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/25/into-the-light/#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Wil Smith http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/25/into-the-light/ Find the Crack

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]]> http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/23/short-story-long/feed/ 0 Tales of Whoa! http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/21/tales-of-whoa/ http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/21/tales-of-whoa/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Wil Smith http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/21/tales-of-whoa/ McGuffin!!

Say WHAAAAT??]]> McGuffin!!

Say WHAAAAT??

]]> http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/21/tales-of-whoa/feed/ 0 Mysterious Unions http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/18/mysterious-unions/ http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/18/mysterious-unions/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Wil Smith http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/18/mysterious-unions/ Goop!!

This week’s been a bit off. A lot going on, hard to keep the schedule straight, but alas, I’m doing my best. Nevertheless, here’s some new developments! Have an awesome weekend, Tanengerians. Cheers!]]> Goop!!

This week’s been a bit off. A lot going on, hard to keep the schedule straight, but alas, I’m doing my best. Nevertheless, here’s some new developments!

Have an awesome weekend, Tanengerians.

Cheers!

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]]> http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/16/back-to-business/feed/ 0 Jurassic Semantics http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/14/jurassic-semantics/ http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/14/jurassic-semantics/#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Wil Smith http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/14/jurassic-semantics/ Would you argue? Really?

Back from the brief out of townerism and back on track. I can attest to the fact that a lot of weirdness is about to take place. Here’s to the week!]]> Would you argue? Really?

Back from the brief out of townerism and back on track. I can attest to the fact that a lot of weirdness is about to take place.

Here’s to the week!

]]> http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/14/jurassic-semantics/feed/ 0 The Well Timed Return of Nancy Jugganski http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/07/the-well-timed-return-of-nancy-jugganski/ http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/07/the-well-timed-return-of-nancy-jugganski/#comments Mon, 07 Jun 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Wil Smith http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/07/the-well-timed-return-of-nancy-jugganski/ Who saw THAT coming?

Well, I figured it was time to bring the ol’ bitch back (and I mean that in the nicest way possible, Nancy was always a sweetheart, if not a dimwitted one…) And now she’s swiftly dispatching Zombears? How does THAT work? A “Nice try” to everyone who thought it would be the return of Caruso. [...]]]> Who saw THAT coming?

Well, I figured it was time to bring the ol’ bitch back (and I mean that in the nicest way possible, Nancy was always a sweetheart, if not a dimwitted one…) And now she’s swiftly dispatching Zombears? How does THAT work?

A “Nice try” to everyone who thought it would be the return of Caruso. All I’ll say is “Not yet,” and you can interpret that however you like.

And briefly, Happy Anniversary Goonies! (released June 7th, 1985)

]]> http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/07/the-well-timed-return-of-nancy-jugganski/feed/ 0 Working Out the Kinks http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/04/working-out-the-kinks/ http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/2010/06/04/working-out-the-kinks/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:12:12 +0000 Wil Smith http://martytanenger.jynxxed.com/?p=827 While the “new” site is 99% operational (not unlike the revised Death Star from Jedi) there are still plenty of features and revisions that need to be ironed out. As you may have noticed there are now “storylines” featured on the sidebar and in the top menu for easier accessibility for those brave enough to challenge the backlog of craziness.

Another feature I’m hoping to get off the ground is separating the “Special” and “Holiday” cover images (such as the Halloween Horror Poster Parody sweep back in ’07, the Black Friday Ninja Squad and the Lost Finale Reaction Comic) into their own sub-catagory and page for easier viewing and less storyline interruption. Until then, please bear with any hiccups in continuity around most major holidays.

Cheers, folks!

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Bet you thought I killed Doctor B. I did that on purpose]]> Decap

Bet you thought I killed Doctor B. I did that on purpose :)

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. My god, what have I done?]]> Splatter Sports

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. My god, what have I done?

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